Laughter is cheap medicine which cures a multitude of ills. Always laugh when you can. Laughter helps you to enjoy life even when you do not have everything you want. Life will be more bearable when you laugh.
Don’t take things too seriously. Keep light-hearted. Cultivate and develop your sense of humour. It is when life does not go your way, that you need your humour most.
You might want to bear a few of these quips in mind and impress your friends with your sense of humour. Share them at a party, or bring a spot of sunshine into someone’s life, brighten up someone’s day. Everyone likes a laugh, and everyone likes a person with a sense of humour. You might become very popular.
Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker
Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. - Unknown
Any one who says an onion is the only food that makes you cry has clearly never been hit in the head with a coconut. - Unknown
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Unknown
It's OK to let a fool kiss you; but don't let a kiss fool you. - Unknown
It is better to lose a lover than love a loser. - Unknown
It is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want. - Unknown
Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something. - Robert A. Heinlein
The reason congressmen try so hard to get re-elected is that they would hate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed. - Unknown
A bright eye indicates curiosity; a black eye, too much. - Evan Esar
A camel can work 10 days without drinking, I can drink 10 days without working. - Unknown
Life is like diarrhea. No matter how hard you try and stop it, the shit just keeps coming. - Unknown
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