Sometimes, the only way out of a stressful life is to have a good laugh – at life, at yourself. A hearty laugh will overcome more difficulties and dissipates more dark clouds than any other one thing.
Laughter cures a multitude of ills, and is so important for the health that these days, doctors, and physicians prescribe a dose of laughter together with their medicine. So, laugh as heartily as you can, as often as you can. Laughter is cheap medicine.
You might want to bear a few of these paraprosdokians in mind, to impress your friends with your sense of humour. Share them at a party, or a gathering, or bring a spot of laughter into someone’s life, and brighten up someone’s day. Everyone likes a person with a sense of humour. You might become very popular.
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Don’t do drugs, because you will go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison. - John Harwick
I am not drinking anymore. Then again, I am not drinking any less. - Unknown
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch. - Orson Welles
Always look on the bright side of life. Otherwise it’ll be too dark to read. - Unknown
No violence, gentlemen – no violence, I beg of you! Consider the furniture! - Arthur Conan Doyle
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. - Johnny Carson
Choose a degree in something you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life, because that field probably isn’t hiring. - Unknown
Do not put off till tomorrow what can be put off till day-after-tomorrow just as well. - Mark Twain
Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - John G. Pollard
I don’t want to end the year on bad terms with anyone… So apologize to me. - Unknown
Hard work never hurt anyone who hired someone else to do it. - Evan Esar
Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown
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