Where The Hell Is The Sugar?






Today's topic is no added sugar. And I got the perfect five minutes already in my head. :D

As you will see below, no added sugar is the straw that breaks the camel's back. Well in this case, it's actually the tiger's back.

Time to let it rip!


Where the hell is the sugar?

What do you do when you go out to a restaurant and you ask for iced tea, and they bring you something that resembles iced tea, but lacks any kind of taste? Try not to get the wait staff too riled up, that could lead to a disaster fasho.

Do your best to maintain your calm, add a bit of smart ass, and ask for a replacement with some actual content and flavor. That's what you do. And...

Where the hell is the sugar?

No added sugar iced tea sucks big time, and I kinda feel like the guy showing his teeth in the pic above, when the wait staff brings me an abomination that somewhat resembles iced tea. Nothing worse than having to add packets of sugar to a very cold tea. OMG... uuugghhhh what a waste. :-(

In fact it is down right criminal to serve someone a tea, that is... (insert mister yuck sticker here)... yeah it's like that. Call me old fashioned, but I like my iced tea with some damned flavor... ohh and SUGAR!!

I really like southern style iced tea, with a butt load of sugar to give it some bang. And if you really wanna go the extra mile, how about giving us some old fashioned sun brewed iced tea, where it's just sitting out there doing it's thing all day and then give it some love, and then add some... wait for it... SUGAR!!

YOLO!

If you just happen to work in a restaurant waiting tables, be sure to ask the customer if they want a generic flavorless drink or some real iced tea. Might get you a big tip in the end... you never know!

Skip the no added sugar fake drinks, and get you a real iced tea! Especially if you are Addicted to Diet Coke... just sayin! You know who you are :-D


I hope you enjoyed this freewrite, catch ya on the next one. Have an awesome day. :D

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