Hello punsters,
It's a close call with the entries, but I have to go with ... @theabsolute . I'm picturing a big Mario-sized boot that the mean old cobbler is giving him..... In the meantime, here are some mediocre shoe related puns from yours truly:
Why did the children's shoe get put in time out? Because she kept sticking her tongue out!
Why does every rpg party need a shoe in their team? So they can cast a HEEL spell!
Did you hear about that thief that made off with thousands of dollars of Air Jordans?? He was a real sneaker! I guess He just loaded them all up in a steal toe truck...
What was Cinderella's dayjob after she left her wicked family? She installed windows... or as they used to call the profession back in the day, a "glass slipper."
Next week's topic is GARDENING! As in:
Did you hear about the rapper who installed the world's biggest watering system for his garden? It wasn't just large, it was Ludacris! I guess he even had hose in different area codes!
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