Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is bed
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How To Make a Pun

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Rules for the PUN-test:

If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

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Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...

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This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Bed
As in
When Bed, Bath and Beyond got in trouble for jacking up their prices on bedding during the power outage, they tried to shirk their responsibility with a generic apology and a “we’re not liable for anything” blanket statement.*

*Dear Bed Bath and Beyond. This is a joke. I don’t think you’ve ever gotten in trouble for such a thing. This is a joke. Don’t sue me for libel. I’m not saying you did this really. It’s a joke. A bad joke? Maybe. But just a joke because I was trying to work “blanket statement” into a pun, and you’re the most obvious bedding store.

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