Some humour are straight forward. You see or hear them and you burst out laughing. Some humour are more subtle. You need a second or two, to see the humour in them. I feel those are the best. There's an element of intellectual wit. However, we are all different and we have different tastes for things. Whatever humour works for you, it is good humour. The important thing is to have a sense of humour. And not to lose your sense of humour no matter how tough life gets. Actually, it is when times are hard that you need your humour most.
Enjoy the following selection of Oxymorons.
Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson
The quickest way to get someone’s attention is to no longer want it. - Unknown
If you’re not confused, you’re not paying attention. - Tom Peters
Me, I’m dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you have to watch out for. - Johnny Depp
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain
A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand. - Nancy Werlin
You can only predict things after they have happened. - Eugene Ionesco
It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance. - Thomas Sowell
Free advice is often overpriced. - E. C McKenzie
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous! - Unknown
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller
You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn’t enough, in the second half, you have to give what’s left. - Yogi Berra
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