Be around people who make you laugh. And be the person people like to be around with, because you make them laugh.
Laughter is not only the shortest distance between two people, laughter between two is sometimes a closer act of love than any other. And it doesn’t matter if you revel in the coarsest puns or the raunchiest jokes.
Logic – the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce
Lottery – a tax on people who are bad at maths. - Unknown
Love – a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. - Unknown
Luck – the result when preparation and opportunity meet. - Unknown
Man – an animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce
Marriage – a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband. - Unknown
Martyrdom – the only way a man can become famous without ability. - George Bernard Shaw
Mosquito – an insect that makes you like flies better. - Unknown
Nillionaire – a person with little or no money. - Unknown
Vacation – time off to remind employees that the business can get along without them. - Unknown
Politics – getting money form the rich and votes from the poor by promising to protect them from each other. - Unknown
Nymphomaniac – a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. - Unknown
Opportunity – what a fool waits for and a wise person seeks. - Unknown
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