Come what may, Life goes on. So, we might as well just relax, take it easy, laugh and be happy. When we are happy and at peace, we are able to deal with the situations of the everyday life better. Hopefully, the following puns will bring on a chuckle or at least a smile.
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
I used to be afraid of purchasing residential property for the purpose of renting, but now I have an apartment complex.
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.
The phone call interrupted my nap, and I never did get the rest.
Humourists can never start to take themselves seriously. It’s literary suicide.
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
A man in Thailand was arrested with more than 10,000 pairs of stolen underwear. Legal experts are expecting a brief trial.
Divorce is the price people pay for playing with matches.
Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weak-end.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
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